[joshpeck]

why can’t anyone on this website be normal

[everydaylouie]

happy halloween! here is a ghost duet

[yuripink]

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

[thecommonchick]

I’m crying 😂😂

[itcameuponamidnightqueer]

improvising is always funny, right

[itcameuponamidnightqueer]

I’m really glad this took off because my dad almost peed his pants at dinner

[beyoncescock]

hey fbi

[renniequeer]

You: Wreck it Ralph 2 is going to be the first time we’ve seen multiple Disney princesses together in the same canon!

Me, an intellectual:

[sothatwecanbestill]

this page is so pure n lovely

[lycoteuthis]

so this dude invented “a device” to help shy dudes pee in public restrooms

except it’s literally just a crushed velvet cape with suction cups on the hem

[trailerparkhardcore]

Suction warlock

[dongstomper]

don the piss robe

[macklemorehentai]

+6 stealth
-8 charisma

[iamoutofideas]

pisslord

[shabootyisland]

it took two fucking years but i finally found piss cloak again